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Scomo demands cricketers play harder after learning fires still not out

"It's bloody unAustralian!"

Sydney man books holiday in Beijing for a bit of fresh air

Scientists deeply worried after climate disaster reaches “white people wearing facemasks” level

Silhouette of Scott Morrison assures Australia that all possible aid will be given to New Zealand

Doritos sales skyrocket as Sydneysiders flock to their bags of air

Morrison on Sydney climate fires: “There’s nothing to see here”

Report: Everything Fine And Normal

DUTTON DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS: Border Force patrols stepped up

Local News

With Game Of Thrones over, JK Rowling announces Jon Snow is gay

Facebook crash forces public to resort to traditional stalking methods

Suicidal whale constantly frustrated by hippies

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World News

Royal physician confirms Prince Andrew is definitely having no trouble sweating now

Queen cancels Prince Andrew’s birthday, begins preparations for funeral

God holds press conference to distance Himself from Israel Folau

Trump honors 30 years since the Berlin Wall by promising to build an even bigger wall

Scott Morrison concerned climate protests are making apocalypse a bit inconvenient

Congress to grill Tom from Myspace on how the site is protecting its sole user’s data

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Shovel Politics

Albo Returns To Traditional Labor Values, Promising To Distribute Climate Change More Equally Across Entire Nation

Australian Movies Must Now Include At Least One Road In A Lead Role, After Arts Department Dissolved Into Department For Infrastructure & Transport?

Angus Taylor Says He Knows For Certain Naomi Wolf Was At Oxford In 1991 Because He Had A Medical Condition Which Meant He Couldn’t Sweat ?

Racist Young Liberals To Be Disciplined With Two Terms In Senate

Rural MP George Christensen Says He Went To A Manila Strip Club 28 Times To Help Break The Drought?

Nation Rushes To Get Counselling After Imagining George Christensen In A Strip Club ?

Real Estate

Minister who forgot about buying house luckily still remembered to negatively gear it

Sultan of Brunei flaunts wealth by purchasing room in decrepit Sydney sharehouse

UN called in to resolve washing-up stalemate

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